Boobsloverman
My friends like my Freeones thong.
Guys, the women’s World Cup isn’t being watched. But I have a sure fire plan to get it viewership.
Make the ladies play in bikinis. Like really skimpy bikinis. The tiniest bikinis you can imagine. I want like nothing covered but like a quarter of their nipples and like a sliver of their snatch and whole butts exposed and full boob shape on display.
Now you might be thinking: hey, but won’t this only be good for the hot ones? There are plenty of non-hot ladies playing in the WWC, we don’t want to see THEM in bikinis. I got this covered though: we just make them all get plastic surgery to enhance their faces, boobs, and butts. Maybe some tummy tucks too but they’re athletes so they should have skinny hard bodies already. And of course make them wear the hottest full makeup when they’re playing, and have mandatory makeup reapplication when they get too sweaty. So then they’re all hot, in full makeup, wearing really skimpy bikinis playing on the field. When play is stopped the cameras should be zooming up focusing closely on their bikini bodies and there should be as much TNA in the camera work as possible.
How about it. THIS would get the women’s World Cup watched. Like id watch the SHIT out of it, wouldn’t you? And it would get even better ratings than the men’s World Cup! Because when it’s the World Cup, you care about who wins. And when the ladies all play in bikinis, who wins? WE WIN!
Make the ladies play in bikinis. Like really skimpy bikinis. The tiniest bikinis you can imagine. I want like nothing covered but like a quarter of their nipples and like a sliver of their snatch and whole butts exposed and full boob shape on display.
Now you might be thinking: hey, but won’t this only be good for the hot ones? There are plenty of non-hot ladies playing in the WWC, we don’t want to see THEM in bikinis. I got this covered though: we just make them all get plastic surgery to enhance their faces, boobs, and butts. Maybe some tummy tucks too but they’re athletes so they should have skinny hard bodies already. And of course make them wear the hottest full makeup when they’re playing, and have mandatory makeup reapplication when they get too sweaty. So then they’re all hot, in full makeup, wearing really skimpy bikinis playing on the field. When play is stopped the cameras should be zooming up focusing closely on their bikini bodies and there should be as much TNA in the camera work as possible.
How about it. THIS would get the women’s World Cup watched. Like id watch the SHIT out of it, wouldn’t you? And it would get even better ratings than the men’s World Cup! Because when it’s the World Cup, you care about who wins. And when the ladies all play in bikinis, who wins? WE WIN!
